Your head feels like it’s been put in a grinder. You’ve been bent over a toilet bowl all day, seeing your meals in reverse. Your eyes look like you were the other guy in a back-alley scrap with Mohammed Ali, and you’re slumped over your desk cringing at all the embarrassing posts from last night. Ah, the apocalyptic joy of a hangover.
Look, we’ve all been there. But just because you’re feeling like death warmed up, doesn’t mean you need to look it, especially if you have an early morning presentation or lunch with your parents. Hang that hangover out to dry with either of these two, terrific routes to hiding the sins of last night.