Couldnt be a part of those blessed six million people who made merry at this years Oktoberfest? Find solace in the fact that you have beer peers like us who totally understand that kinda pain. Weve drowned our sorrow in a pint of beer and raised the bar with this killer beer personality quiz instead. TBH, its probably the closest you get to a 20-day tour to Munich! With us on this brew-tiful journey?
Love Is Ale We Need
Nothing pours smoother than ale and its lovers too work on the same lines. Totally ca-pub-le of drinking without reason, these light-hearted people are approachable and total adorbs. Hit it off with an ale drinker at your next night out cause theyre your best bet at the stranger-turned-BFF kinda scenario.
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Lager Than Life
Thanks to an unconventionally slow fermentation technique, lagers taste clean and crisp, unlike their fruity counterparts. Fairly enough, their lovers believe in the more practical, reality-driven way of life. They are straight-forward, opinionated, and no-nonsense people. They will call a spade a spade without a trace of hesitation.
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A Bout Of Stout
Due to their low alcohol levels, stouts are light in taste and extremely quenching in nature, exactly the kind youd like for a quiet night in. Similarly, stout drinkers are probably the happiest souls and the best drinking partners of your beer squad. Their infectious energy is directly proportional to how tipsy they are.
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A Little Malt By The Side
Though numerous styles of beer can be clubbed under the single umbrella of malt, the trademarks of malt-ilicious beer would be an intense, dark color and a strong, roasted aftertaste. People too familiar with it seek power, success, and money as their driving forces in life. All other things come secondary.
The Bitter, The Better
Welcome to the bitter family. This high-on-hops formula is meant for the intense drinkers, the ones who find solace in a pitcher of beer. Bitter fanatics are tough on the outside but chances are that youll unearth a softy (kind and considerate) once youve scratched the grizzly exterior.
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Until next time, folks. Chugs and kisses!